I’m Here–You’re Queer–Get Used To It

I don’t really think this is a good idea, but I think I’m going to start the ol’ bloggerooski back up.
I started it back when I had an opinion and I thought it mattered. I still have an opinion, but I don’t think it matters anymore. Also, I’m not sure what my opinion is, exactly.
So feel free to comment and let me know your opinion, so I can at least narrow mine down. I’m sure whatever you dumbasses write is going to be wrong, and if I agree with anything you say I should rethink my stand.

Actually, I started this at the advent of my short-lived and ill-fated and other-hyphenated-words internet radio show slash podcast. That little adventure has gone the way of the videocassette, but I still have something to say on occasion, or a link to share, or some advice to give. Like:

Don’t take candy from strangers. They’re going to want something in return, usually disproportionate to the candy they give. Don’t give anyone a blowjob for less than a Kingsize Snickers.

Do you see? Do you see how helpful I can be to you in your life? Just bookmark the page, and make a folder called “Wisdom” or “Guilty Pleasures” or “Assholes and Tulips” for all I care. Just don’t make this your homepage. I don’t need that kind of pressure.