Actually, I started this at the advent of my short-lived and ill-fated and other-hyphenated-words internet radio show slash podcast. That little adventure has gone the way of the videocassette, but I still have something to say on occasion, or a link to share, or some advice to give. Like:

Don’t take candy from strangers. They’re going to want something in return, usually disproportionate to the candy they give. Don’t give anyone a blowjob for less than a Kingsize Snickers.

Do you see? Do you see how helpful I can be to you in your life? Just bookmark the page, and make a folder called “Wisdom” or “Guilty Pleasures” or “Assholes and Tulips” for all I care. Just don’t make this your homepage. I don’t need that kind of pressure.

Of course, during the news breaking about the earthquake, she was tweeting about pedicures. But they were life-saving pedicures. Right? She gets a pass, because she’s a liberal in the media. You can’t question her. Or, she can just apologize and move on.

Read the last line.

Meanwhile, we have a live event that will coincide with the premiere of the show.

Here’s the scoop, y’all:

Jan 21st is the Jefferson Township Republican Club meeting at the Glendale City Hall.
424 N Sappington
Glendale, MO63122

I’m not sure what time it is yet but I’m sure it’s in the evening. We have been asked to do a brief performance akin to what our radio show is going to be. In addition, expected to appear is the Radio Free Missouri Choir, singing a couple of their hits.

The radio show launch will be January 23rd, with the show posted on iTunes and so forth on the 24th. More details to follow, and if this link disappears, that means it went to radiofreemissouri.com.

Okay, here’s the sex-bots. Where’s my flying car?

Or maybe it’s just the normal fluctuations that we should expect when we realize that “climate” is not a static system, but dynamic. Our small snapshot is but a moment in time. Climate has changed before us, and will change after us. Climate largely ignores us. Climate is bigger than all of us.

It very carefully doesn’t say the illegals are Muslims. Chances are real good that they are. Real good.

I only include this story so I can finally use this material…

Islam is like the soccer of the religious world. It’s popular everywhere else in the world–except America–and Americans don’t really get it and don’t really want to, and it’s violent as hell. Also, you never get to see the women fans.

(And if you call it violent, the fans will kick your ass.)

Just to be fair, to the outsider I guess NASCAR is like religion in America. The biggest day is Sunday, and you can still drink beer. You just sit on your couch and watch. And it only makes the news when someone crashes and burns, or gets caught with hookers.

Of course, Hacky-sack is like Rastafarianism. It’s pretty much required that you have to be high.

Cricket is a lot like Wicca. You never expect to actually see it, so when you do, you really have no idea what you’re looking at. Whenever someone tries to explain it, they sound really condescending.

Is baseball like Judaism? The real players make a lot of money. The men in black–either rabbis or umpires–make the rules. Steroids are optional.

Hinduism is more like a video game than a sport. With cheat codes you get a lot of extra lives, and your goal is to advance to the next level. You do that by crashing cars and killing hookers. That’s the games I play.

In that vein, calling Scientology a religion is like calling date rape a sport